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Stabbing the Drama

Monday night I had the pleasure of seeing the Swedish heavy metal band Soilwork live in concert. The venue was a 200 person club that was probably about the size of my basement, which isn’t saying much at all. While I had fun, the experience reminds me why I don’t really go to club shows anymore.

My wife and I arrived at 7pm when the doors opened. The bouncer verified my online ticket purchase, and my wife and I nabbed our seat for the evening. We watched the other patrons trickle in, small groups of two and three, mostly young, mostly dressed in black. As I grow older I continue to become more painfully aware of how I’m becoming the old guy at shows, even though I’m only 29.

After about a half hour, an old friend of mine joined us and we caught up on old times. We’ve both dropped pretty completely off of each others’ radar, and catching up was nice. We chatted for about an hour when the first band took the stage.

Hailing from Iowa City, IA, was Destrophy (WWW | MySpace). I’ve followed this band for about 4 years now, and am continually amazed that they have yet to be picked up by a major label. The lead singer is quite photogenic, can growl like a demon or hit the high notes like an opera singer, and plays the guitar with amazing skill. He is obviously the driving force of the band. The bassist is the only other original member of the band, which has undergone 4-5 personnel changes in the last 2 years, but he’s quite good, and has an excellent stage presence. The secondary guitar player used to play in Stone Sour, and joined Destrophy last fall. The drummer is also better than competent, but I’m not sure who he is, and this is the first time I’ve ever seen him.

This band is amazing live. They have such energy, and some of the most passionate fans I’ve ever seen. Their set lasted 30-35 minutes, and it really set the audience on fire. Ever since they lost their keyboard player in 2005 they’ve used a backing track, which while it does the job, it doesn’t have the impact that live keyboards provide. As Destrophy was tearing down my wife professed her new-found appreciation for the band, which is high praise indeed, since she mainly listens to country/western (ugh). She had also developed a crush on the lead singer.

After a brief interlude Eddie Buzzard took to the stage. I went into their set cold, but with an open mind. The only thing I knew about them was one of my co-workers at a previous job had played with them for a while before deciding that working was more important. It turned out that they were a rather uninspired thrash/grindcore band, that while having some potential, hadn’t really developed it. Their songs were basically cookie monster vocals screamed over chugging, detuned guitars. The problem was, all of their songs sounded the same. The only bright spot was their drummer, who was way too talented for the band. The way he worked his kit put me in mind of the drummers from In Flames or the Children of Bodom. He had a double bass drum setup, and he just annihilated us with them.

About three songs into Eddie Buzzard’s set, I wandered back to the merchandise area, and got the two CD’s my wife had bought from Destrophy autographed. The guys from the band were cool, and I think I’m going to take my digital camera when I go see them again in two weeks. After about 10 minutes of chatting with them, I had to excuse myself, since my wife isn’t really equipped to defend herself with a mosh pit going on around her. Girl just can’t take a punch ;)

After I got back Eddie Buzzard chugged through another three songs, and then made way for Soilwork.

When they entered the club to take the stage, the members of Soilwork walked through the crowd, about three feet in front of me. Those guys were big. Not muscular big, but tall big. I swear the shortest one was about 6′ 3″. With long hair and beards, half of the band looked reminiscent of the Vikings that were their forebears. The rest of the band favored the more practical shaved head.

From the first chords, Soilwork came to rape our women and burn our villiage, musically speaking.The guitars were soaring and urgent, the drums thunderous, and the keyboards injected swirling harmonies that wrapped around the other instruments and enhanced them at the same time. The last concert where I was witness to such awe inspiring musicianship was when I saw the Children of Bodom two years ago.

The first song was off of their new album, but I’m not familiar with the title. Their second song was the single off of their last album “Stabbing the Drama.” Four more songs followed, all new material, all impressive. Unfortunately by that point I had been up for 17 hours straight, my wife for 15, and the beer was taking its toll on her, as the smoke was on me. Reluctantly we left, but not before being witness to a unique experience - that of sonic Vikings conquering our sleepy town.

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Debating whether I’m going to the day job tomorrow. Had freezing rain all day, and a couple of inches of snow. By tomorrow we’re supposed to have 3-5 inches more of the crap, with high winds anticipated. I’d rather stay home and read ‘Red Dragon.’

I turned in my request for vacation next month. Soilwork is coming through Iowa, and less than 30 miles away from me. I’m totally in. Plus, they’re playing in a 150-200 person club. I’ll be lucky if they don’t literally rock my face off. Next on my wishlist, please come back Rammstein! They came through with Slipknot and System of a Down back in 2001, but I had to miss it for a college class that had 100% mandatory attendance for the semester. To this day the fact that I missed Rammstein makes me sad inside :(

Speaking of Rammstein, I spent Saturday morning listening to the new album by Emigrate, a side project by one of Rammstein’s guitarists. It’s a pretty good effort, but some riffs seem almost directly transferred from existing Rammstein songs. I didn’t care much for their politics either, but I usually don’t if I’m not listening to Hardcore bands. Overall, I give it a plus, and I do plan on doing an in-depth review at some point.

I went and saw the doctor today. Bronchitis and sinus infection. Just my usual monthly infections. Working with burning metal and aerosolicized petroleum producs takes its toll on my asthma.

It sounds like next weekend I’m going to go read for a part in an indie movie they’re filming close to here. I’m probably just throwing away part of my Saturday, but I’ll be hanging out with good friends, so it’ll definitely be a laugh.

Finally, here’s a recipe for your enjoyment: Buffalo Chicken Salad.

Take 6-8 boneless/skinless chicken tenders and place in crock pot with 16oz Hot Sauce and 1 stick margarine. Cook on high for three hours.
Crush 1 handfull of original Doritos or taco chips in the bottom of a bowl.
Add Lettuce.
Shred chicken and place on salad.
Shred pepper jack cheese over everything.
Enjoy!

Geeking Out

This post is going to deal entirely with comic books and the movies that are based on them. If you’re not interested in either, then stay tuned for more money making posts.

According to Empire Online Ryan Reynolds (Waiting, Blade 3) has joined the cast of the new Wolverine movie. Reynolds will be playing Deadpool, and fighting alongside Wolverine (Hugh Jackman). I’m actually pretty disappointed by the news. As much as I like Ryan Reynolds, I was hoping that the Wolverine movie was going to follow the story of Weapon X, which is an amazing story.

Apparently Warner Brothers and Leonardo DiCaprio are planning on filming a live action version of Katsuhiro Otomo’s groundbreaking cyberpunk tale Akira. I was taken aback at first, however short of Orlando Bloom signing up, Leo is one of the most effeminate/androgynous American movie stars I can think of - which makes him perfect for a live action remake of an anime movie.

This news comes on the heels of my finishing the sixth Akira graphic novel. 2500+ pages in 7 days. It’s an amazing series, and this is the second time I’ve read the entire series. While the movie will always have a special place in my heart, after reading the manga in their War and Peace-esque length, I just can’t bring myself to watch it again. I am impressed that they are planning on doing two movies, but there’s no way that live action special effects can compare to the animation, especially when Tetsuo loses control of his power and becomes Godzilla blob. I cannot envision that scene looking anything less than crappy rendered in CGI.

I got the tip off this morning that Columbia Pictures has optioned “The Boys” for a big screen adaptation. I have been a huge fan of Garth Ennis’ work on the “Preacher” series of graphic novels for some time now, and was recently introduced to “The Boys.”

The basic premise is that there’s a secret outfit within the CIA that keeps track of superheroes, and if necessary reigns them in. Blackmail, extortion, murder, nothing is too dirty or underhanded for The Boys to stoop to in fufilling their mission. The stories are well crafted, and chock full of Ennis’ trademark black humor and sexual perversion.

I picked it up to read the foreward, and ended up reading the whole thing in one sitting. My sides splitting with laughter, I literally couldn’t turn the pages fast enough to take in the story. The second graphic novel is due to be released in the next few months, and I’m looking forward to picking it up. I’ve been told on good authority that the Tech Knight, Garth Ennis’ parody of Batman, is a real gutbuster.

My great fear with this adaptation is that they will mangle the casting. I don’t have any strong feelings about any of the major characters except for Hugh “Wee Hughie” Campbell. Wee Hughie was based, visually at least, on actor Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz), and I’m afraid that he may get passed over in the casting for a more familiar nebbish actor, such as Steve Buscemi.

I was excited to see that HBO is working on a Preacher series. Then I saw the details. The plot synopsis states: An ex-priest turned professional gambler exposes murder and corruption in a small New Mexico town. Um, WTF? Did anyone involved with the series even read the source material?

Powers Boothe has been cast as Jesse Custer (The Preacher) Powers Boothe is a great actor, but the Custer character is a twenty-something shepard to a redneck town in deepest Texas. Unless the series starts at the end of the graphic novels (which I haven’t made it to) and tells the story in flashbacks. However, the lack of Cassidy, who is integral to the series, makes me believe it’s not to be. They may have renamed the character, but why?

This makes me want to cry. I pray that HBO’s adaptation of George R.R. Martin’s “A Song of Fire and Ice” remains closer to the original material.

Finally, it appears that the “Priest” movie is still on, but details are scarce. I’m dreading this one. The manga tells the story of Ivan Isaacs, a priest who sold his soul to a demon to gain vengance against one of the arch-dukes of hell. It’s a gritty, intense, rollercoaster that grabs you by the front of your shirt and holds you tight throughout each 200 page installment.

The series originally ran for 26 issues in South Korea, but seems to have stalled out. I got issue 14 two years ago, and I’m still waiting on issue 15. I’ve actually given up hope on ever finishing this series. It’s a shame, since I loved the merging of the horror and western genres. It was a bloody, brutal, and most importantly - interesting series, that ended too soon on this side of the ocean.